We have our superheroes Superman, Spiderman and Batman, who do you have?” asked an American kid to his Indian friend.
“Well, we have Hanuman, Shaktiman and Salman !” answered the Indian kid.
Once I heard a catholic priest saying, ” There are some people, let us hope that they are not many! Who claim to be Christians and they go to church only three times in their entire lives ; When they are HATCHED, MATCHED AND DISPATCHED.” !
As the autumn came, organizers of a race course decided to award the first prize to the horse finishing last in the race.
When the starting shot was fired, not a single horse moved. This was repeated again, result was the same; no movement. Quite naturally owners and the jockey of the horse wanted to finish last.
Advice of an expert was sought for conducting the race successfully with the condition, .as decided.
He advised,” Elementary my dear, just interchange the jockeys of every horse participating in the race!”
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