Oh ! Doctor !

    

Patient, 'Doc. are you sure that I am having pneumonia?'
Doc., “Yes certainly."
Patient  'Well, I am worried that sometimes doctors treat for
pneumonia and the patients die of typhoid.'
Doc :'Don't worry, when I treat someone for pneumonia,
he will die of pneumonia only.'

     

Patient to the doctor before a serious operation, "Doc. saheb, will I survive? I heard that only one out of hundred in these cases

survive."
      Doc. "Yes, definitely you will. I have already operated on 99 patients in similar cases and all have died. You will be my 100th patient."

 In a socialites’ party one lady said to the other,

”I know a couple in my neighborhood who were married for 15 years now and for the last 10-11 years, the husband never went out of their house!” 

 “Wow, that’s what I call ‘LOVE”,

 “But, their family doctor calls it ‘paralysis!’ said the first.                                 .